From: Daniels, Dan Sent: Friday, February 22, 2013 9:19 AM To: Jones, John <j.jones@cds.com> Subject: Quarterly Report Design John, Attached is a Word doc containing the content for a CDS Quarterly Report that needs to be designed and then developed as a PDF form for distribution. Please have someone on your team design the final ...MORE
Category Archive for 'Humor'
Dear In-House Diva...
Posted in Career, Featured, Glenn John Arnowitz, Humor, In-house Ethics, Uncategorized on Feb 12th, 2013
Dear In-House Diva, I work in-house as a designer for a very well-known financial institution. With Valentine’s Day quickly approaching, I was thinking about dying my hair and painting my fingernails PMS 186 Red. Because our organization is very conservative I do have some concerns, and I’m not sure if this type of fashion statement ...MORE
Trick or Treat: Halloween Costume Ideas Well-Suited for the Office
Posted in HOWseGuest, Humor, Shannon Stull on Oct 15th, 2012
Trick or Treat: Halloween Costume Ideas Well-Suited for the Office By Shannon Stull Halloween is just around the corner, and like the proverbial razor blade in the apple, this time may be sweet for you and just a little bit dangerous. If you’re like me—a major slacker—when it comes to slapping together an office appropriate ...MORE
Do Wop, Do Wop
Posted in Humor on Nov 3rd, 2011
To be is to do. A short dissertation on departmental culture and behaviors...
Mos Def: Those In The Know...NOT
Posted in Andy Epstein, Humor on Aug 2nd, 2011
Inanity Incorporated: Say What You Mean Redux Reduxed
Posted in Humor on Feb 10th, 2011
Individual contributor. An employee who does real work. Your project is on hold. We've put a bullet in it. Wrong answer. You didn't tell me what I wanted to hear. You needed to be more proactive. You should have protected me from myself. I'd like your buy-in on this. I want someone else to blame ...MORE
Inanity Incorporated: Say What You Mean Redux
Posted in Humor on Feb 5th, 2011
Help me to understand. I don't know what you're talking about, and I don't think you do either. You just don't understand our business. We don't understand our business. You need to see the big picture. My boss thinks it's a good idea. My mind is made up. I am adamant on ...MORE
Inanity Incorporated: Say what you mean and mean what you say - NOT!
Posted in Humor on Feb 3rd, 2011
That's very interesting…..……...........……..…I disagree. I don't disagree…………………......................I disagree. I don't totally disagree with you..................You may be right, but I don't ................................................................... care. You have to show some flexibility….............You have to do it whether you ....................................................................want to or not. We have an opportunity……………...........…..You have a problem. You obviously put a lot of work into this…...This is ...MORE
Oh Watta Night!
Posted in Andy Epstein, Humor on Dec 23rd, 2010
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the in-house, Not a client was stirring except for Louie the louse. He was planning a rush job to send chills down one’s spine, It was heavy on production and light on design. It had lots of revisions and no CB, And a deadline that read as ...MORE
Inanity Incorporated: Excising Self Expression or Bite Your Tongue
Posted in Andy Epstein, Humor on Nov 9th, 2010
As a follow up to Monday's post, below is an exercise to help you determine when to button it up or speak up. Match up each of the situations below with the amount of your tongue you need to bite off to keep from speaking your mind. Unfortunately there is no right answer. HR tells ...MORE


